Yo gamer, you won't believe this ridiculous download size. It says 5MB? More like 5 GIGAS of epic win!. I'm laughing out loud just thinking about it.
Brace yourselves because this thing is gonna take like, a whole day. But hey, at least we'll have some entertainment while we wait, right?
- Let me know when it's done downloading!
Dude File Size is Child's Play, Bro! 5MB LOL
{That file size? It's like, nothing. You could practically download it while you're waiting for the microwave to beep, bro. Don't even get me started on how fast it loads. Seriously, I swear this thing opens faster than my girlfriend/roommate/neighbor gets ready in the morning! Five MB? Pfft! Amateur hour, dude. This is like the micro-level of file sizes, bro. Give me a petabyte any day!
My Download Speed Can Handle That...5MB LOL?
Yo, I just downloaded/grabbed/snagged this thing and it was like nothing. Seriously, 5 MB? Give me/Throw me/Feed me something actually worth my time. This machine/rig/beast could handle a whole terabyte/gigabyte/petabyte in seconds!
- Don't even get me started/Let's be real/Seriously though on those slow internet speeds people complain about. I got fiber, baby!
- Downloading a whole season in seconds? That's how we roll.
Is This totally Joke? 5MB?? ????????
This file/download/thing is huge/massive/ridiculous, man! 5MB for this tiny/little/simple piece/chunk/scrap of content/information/data? Are they playing/pulling/joking with us? I could definitely download a movie/an album/a whole book in that time. Seriously/Come on/Honestly, what's the deal/story/explanation?
{5MB?! You Think I Have Time For That?|Dude 5MB?! That's Like a Century|Lol 5MB?! I Ain't Got Time For That! ????????
Seriously! Man give me a break, my internet is slower than a sloth in winter. I can barely even watch a meme without it taking an eternity. 5 MB? That's like asking me to climb Mount Everest blindfolded.
- Explain, how am I supposed to access anything with that kind of data limit? I need to be able to scroll the web at warp speed, you know?
- I'm gonna explode if I have to wait another minute for this thing to load.
Come on, boost my data plan already!
5MB? Please. My Wi-Fi's on Steroids ????????
Yo, 5MB? That's ancient tech! My Wi-Fi is running at warp speed. more info I'm practically living in the matrix. You think downloading a movie takes forever? I can stream an entire season in minutes.
Get with the times, my friend.